Life is longer than surgery, and sex is shorter than an episode of Friends. What I like most about people are that they are irrelivent, stupid, confused and fragile.

This country and the world is dying, and so are the number of bartenders who can make a decent Mojito. I hate the confusion of re-runs and I love it when you buy something that isn't the same colour as it was displayed on the box. Tonight I will eat beef and tomorrow I will fight for animal rights.

Bottom of the line is that I'm not here to entertain. I'm here to do my thing - 25km/h. And it would be great to piss off as much people in the slow process.

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